CAT: CHOCOLATE THUN-DA

CAT: “HONEY IT WAS RUINED WHEN SHE BOUGHT IT.” *SNAPS.*

IM GOING TO WATCH THE CAT IN THE HAT

AND I’LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A BLOODY ACCIDENT

ME RIGHT NOW.

A moment
A love
A dream
Aloud
A kiss
A cry
Our rights
Our wrongs
A moment a love

danielfaraday:

recreant:salpeters:echeverria:prettyproblematic:

I hopped off the big red Hogwarts Express

with my scar and no next of kin

Welcome to the land of wizard stress,

Am I gonna fit in?

Got in the boat,

here I am for the first time

Look to the right and see the castle shine

This is all so crazy

Everybody thinks I’m famous

My scar is burning and I’m feelin kinda orphaned

So much pressure and I’m nervous

Thats when the talking hat shouted out, “Gryffindor!”

And I sat down next to Ron

And I sat down next to Ron

And I sat down next to Ron

So I throw my wand up

and conjure a charm,

And Voldemort goes away

Catchin a snitch like yeah

Breakin a rule like yeah

And I got my wand up

I conjure a charm

I know I’m gonna be okay

Yeaaaahhhh

Can the dark arts please go away?

Yeaaaahhhh

Can the dark arts please go away?

perfect.

omfg dying

OMH LAWDS

TEARS

imma call u papi

lilyjeann:

cantstopwontstop3x:

(via christoferdrew)

HOW IS HE ATTRACTIVE?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

hey papi

want to so bad